I've been working on this for a year and figured I should just finish it up and post it. I basically podficced all of my own Twilight fics (minus the RPF), because I could, and because I like podfics. This was not an egocentric decision. I didn't podfic anybody else's fics because I'm not the best reader, and came perilously close to effing up my ( Read more... )

Well hey there. Long time no see. I got bored and recorded this in August, but didn't bother to finish editing it until last night. There's an extra twenty-minute track of notes and freetalk, which you are more than welcome to skip.

There's also two different versions: a podbook (.m4b) and four MP3 tracks.

Title: Flying and Flocking
Fandom: ( Read more... )

Title: The Girl in the Woods
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Jacob/Bella unrequited, past Edward/Bella
Rating: G
Word Count: 166
Summary: Perhaps you can make her smile again / without sticks and strings to shape her form. / But she isn’t the child you used to know, / muddy and sunlit and dreaming.
Author's Notes: The kind of mood I was in today. Listen ( Read more... )

Title: Summer Quiet
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Jacob/Bella
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,883
Summary: Quiet summers in Jacob’s garage are never as quiet as they seem.
Author's Notes: Written for the fic exchange at theair_thesun, and originally posted here. My recipient requested the following three things: 1) “Are you afraid that I’m getting too much attention ( Read more... )

Title: Glass Slippers
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Jacob/Bella
Rating: G
Word Count: ~600
Summary: Jacob and Bella go shoe shopping.
Author's Notes: Takes place during New Moon. I seem insistent on writing stupid drabbles.

( Glass Slippers )

It's been live on thelittlebang for one month, so I get to post this here now! Feedback on this fic is super appreciated, because I haven't worked this hard on something in a very long time.

Title: Flying and Flocking
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Rosalie/Leah
Rating: R, for strong language and mild sexuality
Word Count: ~22,800 total
Summary: Rosalie does not ( Read more... )

Title: The Apple Allergy Dilemma
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: mild Jacob/Bella
Rating: G
Word Count: 386
Summary: The boys want to bob for apples at their Halloween party, but Jared is allergic. A solution must be found. Will Bella save the day - and possibly develop a sense of humor?
Author's Notes: Whee, theair_thesun's challenge this month is Halloween! Thus, ( Read more... )

Title: Wake Up
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Jacob/Bella
Rating: PG
Word Count: 500
Summary: He says, “I think I’m giving up.” And she says, “God, God, don’t you dare.”
Author's Notes: Another one written for the September drabble challenge at theair_thesun: genderswap. This is 'the proper one' done later. I feel like, as a girl, Jacob would have a better idea of ( Read more... )

Title: The Adventures of Bello and Jakewina
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Jacob/Bella
Rating: G
Word Count: 430
Summary: A few seconds later, Jacob nods, looking satisfied. “Okay,” he says. “That’s really smart. Thanks, Bells.” With Bella's help, eight-year-old Jacob gets crafty with a school writing assignment.
Author's Notes: Written for the ( Read more... )

Title: Come Back Home
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Jacob/Bella
Rating: G
Word Count: 523
Summary: One of the things Jacob knows and loves about Bella is that she always comes back. A wintry moment with wee!Jake&Bells.
Author's Notes: IT'S SO FLUFFY. I have problems. I get it. Written for the August Drabble Challenge at theair_thesun. The prompt was a word ( Read more... )